Carol Rutz’s Annexe

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January 25th, 2007

Stop the Presses, more Stoopid White Boy Tricks!!!

From the Smoking Gun…one party at the University of Connecticut Law School. Interestingly enough, it looks like they purchased and owned these ghetto-fabulous threads. Are you sure this is not the Spears and Federline Fan Club party? Popozao! Not only that,the dude in the first page is drinking Santa’s Private Reserve Ale, brewed by Rogue of Oregon. Average retail price for one 22oz bottle: around $4.75. This is not to be confused with malt liquor. Except for the ale, this is an exercise of bad taste. YOU FAIL ON BLACK STEREOTYPES!

Good luck with your job search. May your next interviewer be with a black guy with a huge ax to grind. Either that, or with someone whose taste begins at Prada, not John Deere baseball caps. C’mon– John Deere?!

January 25th, 2007

Misadventures with Fried Chicken and Aunt Jemina

In one Fark thread, Farkers commented on a group of stoopid white frat guys and their female counterparts who held a Martin Luther King party…with fried chicken, malt liquor in brown bags, and white guys in ghetto-riffic garb. Somehow, “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” from The Offspring came to mind.

Rule #1: Don’t be a dummy and post up questionable pictures on your Facebook.
And to prove my point…I have here for your reading pleasure and general mockery, the Silly Frat Boys and Girls of Tarleton State University!

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