From the pages of Fark, with thanks to Oh_Enough_Already for submitting the Chicago Sun-Times article with a comedy gold headline:
“Popular among evangelical Christians in the teen abstinence movement are ‘purity balls,’ elaborate parties that young women and girls attend, gowns and all, with their dads.” It’s like a car show, but for hymens
The article from Betsy Hart is spot on with her view on the “Purity Balls”, and I want to extend a warm invitation to Ms Hart to read Luther’s Small Catechism. Here is one quote worth pondering:
In any event, what bothers me most is that these dads and daughters may be falling for the misperception that ‘’the sin is in the thing'’ instead of the heart, or conversely, that some sort of righteousness is inherent in the status of virgin, or any outward appearance of propriety.
For some reason, I find stuff in which I place in both Theology and WTF categories. I get most of my daily requirement of WTF from news regarding the Evangelical/Pentecostal subculture. Look guys, I was in the subculture and at that time I wished that my family was Born Again. I did not have anyone to stand by me and take the “True Love Waits” pledge. (In fact, I did not belong to a church until the summer of 1996. Will write about that later, in an article on how to find a church.) But even when I was in that subculture, the concept of the Purity Ball sounds way too Freudian.

Just look at that…the creepiness level is over 9000 with this pic. And I’m fighting the urge to make super-snarky jokes about their after-prom plans.
Besides, how are you going to prove that these virgins are virgins…or remain so until marriage? The track record is very poor, and young people do know the value of technical virginity. Making covenants and relying on personal willpower is NOT enough. The Theology of Glory is a very poor foundation for making and keeping promises. What would happen After the Ball? When one falls, where’s the grace in all of this?
From what I’ve learned, sin is not just outward behavior, it’s the inner attitude in one’s heart. Does controlling external behavior means that you conquered sin? By no means! Read Romans…the Old Man in us is alive, ready to take us down, and it is only through Baptism that this old nature is drowned. Our Baptism connects us to Christ’s death and resurrection. Mere promises and pledges are empty.
*Props to Farker Jument for that analogy.