In a month or so we’ll be going to Concordia Seminary-St Louis for Wayne’s class reunion. It has been 40 years since he was awarded his Master of Divinity degree, and many things has happened since then. He is looking forward to seeing his classmates and alma mater after so long. And yes, he will introduce me to all of them.
I noticed in the brochure that there will be this “Women’s Event” in which I’ll be dining with Mrs Dale Meyer and the Alumni Wives. Which means that unless any of Wayne’s classmates remarried, I would be the youngest wife in the bunch. Not only that, I might be the only one in the Wartburg dining hall whose still has her original hair color. 
I told Preggie that I may be an Alumni Wife, but there is NO WAY that I’m going to look like an upholstered matron.