Tonight my mother will call me and ask me how to walk through accessing the Internet via DSL. This reminds me of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie’s cartoon Keep Your Parents Off the Net.
Which also means that I will have to teach her that forwarding glurge chain letters are a bunch of Bovine Scatology and that Bill Gates won’t send you $1000 for forwarding e-mail. If she ever mentions about helping out some Nigerian official with a business deal, I will have to tear out the DSL cable and she will have to communicate via smoke signals.