I’ve pwn3d the Catholics! ;)
Once in a while, the guys at Catholic Answers would do this “Who Wants to Be an Apologist?” contest and listeners would answer questions about Catholic theology and two harder questions about other theology. With each correct question, winners would receive a 25 buck certificate to their bookstore, up to 100 dollars.
The Prediger would listen to 1250 AM Redeemer Radio daily as he can tolerate Catholic stuff much better than the Protestant stuff. Just don’t make him listen to the Rosary, lest you make him grouchy! When I heard that the contest will be on tonight, I prepared myself and read up for several minutes on liturgical and sacramental matters before calling in.
First question was a gimmie– what was the name of the angel who appeared to Mary? It was Gabriel. That’s 25 bux.
Second question was a liturgical question– what’s an ambo? It’s a lectern. Good thing I brushed up on logistics.
Third question was a Scholastic question about faith– does man rely on knowledge, feelings, or the community? I replied that “faith must be informed”, a common Catholic saying. 50 bux!
The fourth question was what was the largest Protestant church body. It was the Baptists. 75 bux!
And the final question…Which Protestant reformer was never a Catholic priest? John Calvin FTW! (He was a lawyer.)
Yay! I has WIN!
And now, I’ll get the 100 buck gc to their bookstore and get my husband some theological books. Because you can never get enough theological books.

December 2nd, 2008 09:13
NICE. This is a riot, congrats on the winnings!!!
December 3rd, 2008 09:13
Carol you really ought to be nicer to the minnow munchers. You robbed a good papist an opportunity to be bogged down in the mire of Catholic Theology. Shame on you!