Carol Rutz's Annexe » Teh Funney http://www.carolrutz.com/blog Friend of the Predigtamt Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:14:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Of Technicolor Pachyderms and other Vehicular Curiosities http://www.carolrutz.com/blog/2011/10/of-technicolor-pachyderms-and-other-vehicular-curiosities/ http://www.carolrutz.com/blog/2011/10/of-technicolor-pachyderms-and-other-vehicular-curiosities/#comments Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:07:07 +0000 admin http://www.carolrutz.com/blog/?p=279 18 years ago, I read this comedic Los Angeles Times Magazine article that introduced me and the sibs to a funny roadtrip game. I thought it was freakin’ awesome and the sibs and I ended up referencing Ms Fitch’s lexicon for years. Considering that California is full of drivers of questionable prowess and/or taste, we had no trouble spotting a rusty Technicolor Pachyderm, a Metal Mama on the tailgate, or a Tile Tuneup.

Living in Indiana plus 18 years of technological advances means that the list needs updating. Humbly, I submit some additions for the next generation.

Unsafe Text: Driver swerves all over the place, paying attention more to the Crackberry than to the road. An update to “Busy Signal” and just as dangerous.

The South Shall Rise Again: Pickup truck with the Stars and Bars/and or “Redneck” on any part of truck. Bonus if driver blares Southern Rock or Country.

Bling Bling: an older car…with accessories worth more than the car itself.

Much Clown Love: A Juggalo behind the wheel. Count a point for every ICP/Psychopathic Records logo on vehicle. Five points if drinking Faygo.

Soapbox: a car with more than five bumper stickers.

Maybe other readers would like to add more entries.

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Dave’s not here!!

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EAT MOAR CHRISTIAN!

The Prediger laughed at this. He still remembered that Fighting for the Faith podcast when Rosie Ricardo (ay yi yi) deconstructed one of Osteen’s sermons.

Thanx to various Calvinists and Lutherans for the heads-up. Lee Shelton of The Contemporary Calvinist made that pic.

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