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June 28th, 2008

Goobers: Now with Extra Protein!

From the DO NOT WANT files of the Consumerist, one woman’s discovery of unwanted critters in her box of Goobers:

(video after the jump)

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May 29th, 2008

Exchanging White for Scarlet.

Here is something from the American Council for Education regarding academic garb and hoods:

[regarding]Trimmings. The binding or edging of the hood is to be velvet or velveteen, two inches, three inches, and five inches wide for the bachelor’s, master’s, and doctor’s degrees, respectively; the color should be indicative of the subject to which the degree pertains (see above). For example, the trimming for the degree of Master of Science in Agriculture should be maize, representing agriculture, rather than golden yellow, representing science. No academic hood should ever have its border divided to represent more than a single degree.

I ought to return my hood to the Sem, and tell ‘em to gimme the RIGHT academic hood…the Scarlet colored hood. They gave the the white colored one for Arts, Letters, and Humanities. Their rationale was that I was getting my Master of Arts degree…ergo, white. It should be Scarlet, for Historical THEOLOGY. And if you guys do not think that is proof enough, here is one guy who studied Historical Theology.

See…I was right! But I can’t go back in time to the 2003 graduation and it’s not the same as getting it right the first time.

May 15th, 2008

Recent Pr May details

Here is a letter that has revealed the ridiculousness of Pr May’s situation. Let’s see…if you are a Lutheran minister, you do Lutheran things, NOT Baptist things. That means that if someone has a sick child that needed to be Baptized, you do not IGNORE what Christ said in Matthew 19: “Let the little children come to Me” and of course Article IX of the Augsburg Confession. Christ did not add: “…providing that you ask your supervisors or corporate body first before the children come to Me.”

If you do not want Pr May to be a Lutheran minister, then why did you sent him in the first place?

The following is a report from Pr. James May regarding his mission work in West Africa.

Rev. Kurt Hering, Pastor,
Trinity Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod
of Layton, Utah

I was sent to Ouagadougou to learn French. There are no Lutheran churches here. I was directed to take my family and worship at non-Lutheran churches. I was forbidden to plant Lutheran churches in Ouagadougou.

In my daily life I was often encountered by locals asking who I am and what I am doing in Burkina Faso. I explained that I am a Lutheran pastor and am learning French. Many people wanted to know more. In a country that is 80% Muslim and animistic, I was happy to confess my faith in the savior Jesus Christ. People wanted to know more.

I was insubordinate and started Bible studies, and the area facilitator said that the regional director would not be happy, and therefore, even though he was informed, he said that he would turn a blind eye. Later while in the language learning process a friend of mine named his first born son after me.

My regional director had expressly told me that if someone wanted to be baptized I should send them to the Baptist church and NOT baptize them. Again I was insubordinate and preferred to disobey that order rather than break a relationship by insulting him and refusing to baptize his son. The father, Etienne Sam, has used his tailor shop to publicize and distribute Good News magazines.

A second time a man came from Cote d’Ivoire and was very poor. He couldn’t afford to send his kids to school which costs about $4 per child. His youngest son became very sick with dysentery. During a two week span he ceased eating and we feared for his life. His father was a Catholic but had been attending our Good News classes. I asked him if his son was baptized and he said the Catholic Church demanded $15 per baptism and he didn’t have the money. The Baptist Church was not going to baptize the child. Again I was insubordinate and baptized him so that his parents would have the assurance that even if dysentery won, the devil would not because Jesus would make Victorien His child. Miraculously the day after his baptism he also began eating and the dysentery left.

Finally, Rev. Dr. Anssi Simojoki, the Vice President of LHF and director for the Africa region, was making a trip through West Africa and contacted me. His son is the godfather of two of our children. I offered our house for him to stay in. I received an email from Rev. Dr. Paul Mueller in which he stated that he had not given me permission to have Anssi stay in my house. I was not aware that my personal home is ruled by World Mission. Again I was insubordinate and allowed Anssi to stay at our house.

In my most recent conversation with Rev. Dr. Paul Mueller in Conakry, Guinea, he said it is due to these acts of insubordination that he has determined I am a detriment to the LCMS WM team in Africa and that I was directed to seek another call. He would not put this in writing, rather he stated that I am unwilling to live in a primitive village, and therefore should leave Africa. This is untrue. I was unwilling to move to a village where access to emergency care is unattainable during rainy season. I have a pregnant wife and four children, one of which already had a medical emergency and nearly lost her fingers. Planting of churches and visiting of those remote congregations could have been done from cities with hospitals. This request was denied.

God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8

By His Grace alone,
Pr. James May

April 11th, 2008

Note to the Mulberry HS Parents.

I shed no tears for your children. For you, of course, but not for your kids.

Do yourselves a favor. Let them face the consequences, and use that bail money instead for a better purpose, like helping out with the medical bills of the kid they screwed up.

They may be your snowflakes, but they knew what they were doing.

March 18th, 2008

Regarding Issues Etc….You know what to do.


What did these guys ever done to you, citizens of the Purple Palace?!

Vyvyan from The Young Ones

February 3rd, 2008

The Myth of Responsibility

From the bowels of Fark and the Independent of Ireland, this article from Mr O’Connor.

Mr O’Connor’s idea of responsibility is a myth, and an self-aggrandizing one at that. All of his hard work will merit bupkis in heaven. Obviously, he expects a reward because he is not like the other youth who do play video games and remained at their parents’ home due to one reason or another. Surely, he already got his reward.

Procreation and getting hitched does not mean guaranteed responsibility; anyone can rub two… errr, organs together and produce a sprog. Getting married to the WRONG person is always a BAD idea. Going over in financial debt because of starting out is not swell. I can tell you about one of my sibs, who after her graduation with a BA in social work…got an offer to work for 8 dollars per hour…in Los Angeles, where you are lucky to get a halfway decent apartment for 900 dollars per month.

For a while, she remained with her family, helps pay for the food and rent, and got a more decent job with better pay. She saved up and is now independent. Is what she did irresponsible and a mark of a “fairly developmentally retarded” human being? As a family, we believe in being financially secure, carrying each other’s burdens until one is ready to take upon the task, and to love each other, improving our lives. To hell with Mr O’Connor’s anemic concept of “responsibility”!

Today is Quinquagesima, the Sunday right before the start of Lent. The Epistle reading, 1 Corinthians 13, has something to say regarding one’s motivation:

If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

The human being has only two true responsibilities: To love God and to love his neighbor as much as himself. Upon this Great Law hangs everything else. And such love is a gift from God, never scrounged up from ourselves. It does not answer the specific preferences of music, the arts, and how a family unit deals with financial challenges.

To Mr O’Connor, I can only offer this lyric from Hank Williams:


Mindin’ other people’s business seems to be high-toned
I got all that I can do just to mind my own
Why don’t you mind your own business
(Mind your own business)
If you mind your own business, you’ll stay busy all the time.

January 30th, 2008

I Don’t ♥ Huckabee, Act 2: Something’s Rotten in Eagle Mountain.

Courtesy of the Wittenburg Door, a scandal uncovered: Did Kenneth Copeland made a mistake when he made a fundraising drive for Huckabee within his annual ministers’ conference?

From The Ledger:

Trinity cites a blog post by former George H.W. Bush staffer Doug Wead to the effect that Huckabee called Copeland during a ministers’ conference last week that Copeland was hosting. Wead reports: “Copeland, carefully observing all the laws governing non profits, as a private citizen, re-convened a private meeting, turned to his friends and raised $111,000 in cash and reportedly a cool million in promises for Huckabee.” Wead says he has two sources about the contact.

And here is some footage from the conference:


January 19th, 2008
January 9th, 2008

Note to Dr Paul.

I’ve been active in the grassroots for some time and this is the first time I’ve ever been active in a presidential campaign.

Let me cut to the chase: Respond to the New Republic piece head-on and start naming names and answer directly. And if you have bloody good evidence that there is forgery, sue the magazine for libel. I know that you have taken moral responsibility for hiring the bozos, but please, name them!

Meanwhile, the blokes at the Ron Paul Forums have done pretty intense work examining Kirchick’s material. We have invested our money and manpower into your campaign. DO NOT let us down. Thank you.

Addendum: Berin of the Gays and Lesbians for Ron Paul blog also have a detailed post on Kirchick. So basically…there is some history of muckraking.

January 7th, 2008

“Random Focus Group”, my [insert body part here]!

We know what Fox News did to Dr Paul is ridiculous and despicable– in fact, even the New Hampshire GOP withdrew its official endorsement from the forum.

And to show insult to injury, Frank Luntz is suspected of using the same people for different “random focus groups”. The thing is that it is supposed to be composed of undecided voters. Instead…we have Chuck.


It would be one thing if Mr Luntz would disclose that his groups does contain members from prior sessions. But the assumption is that it is a *fresh* focus group, with new members. That is very misleading.